| The Three Winning Jokes from our Contest (August 22, 1997) are listed below, along with the names of the writers and the prizes they each won. |
| 1st Place Prize Winner |
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NAME = Maree EMAIL = maree@hitech.net.au JOKE = This grasshopper goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "Hey" says the bartender. "Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper says "what, Kevin?" PRIZE AWARDED: Nutty Professor Limited Edition Poster signed by Jerry Lewis ($600 value). Click Here to see this prize. |
| 2nd Place Prize Winner |
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NAME = Wendy Vaughn (Jlgal) EMAIL = DVaughn184@aol.com JOKE = A guy in a convertible is stopped at a stop sign. A woman driving a van filled with children goes thru it. The guy yells to her: "Hey Lady!" "Didn't You Ever Learn How To Stop?!" She yells back: "Hey smart mouth, what makes you think they're all mine?!" PRIZE AWARDED: Martin & Lewis Radio Show 9 CD Collection ($45 value). Click Here to see this prize. |
| 3rd Place Prize Winner |
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NAME = Ryan EMAIL = keys88@jps.net JOKE = When I go, I want to die sleeping peacefully like Gramps did; and not screaming like the passengers in his car. PRIZE AWARDED: A&E Biography ($30 value). Click here to see this prize. |